Beagle Kites

Scotland was visited by severe winds yesterday and for once Biggles’ bottom had nothing to do with it. We’d prepared for the storm the night before by tying down all light stuff in the garden, but living in a rural area – as we do – there’s no shortage of tree branches and fence posts that could be turned into missiles in a gale. For that reason Susan curtailed Beanie & Biggles’ first walk the following morning. As the day wore on TV & radio brought stories of closed schools, bridges and roads, overturned lorries and falling masonry, but our local area seemed to be getting off very lightly. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I ventured out to the beaches in Irvine and Troon to see the state of play for myself. I took the camera with me, but not the pups. Even if the debris had mostly stopped flying, those big flapping ears could be a liability; one strong gust of wind could have left me struggling to hold on to two airborne Beagles. Biggles might be named after a pilot but I didn’t want to put his flying skills to the test!

As I arrived at Irvine Harbor the gale seemed pretty tame, until I tried to get out of the car that is. I almost had to use my legs against the door to push it open against the wind, and once I’d fully extracted myself, forward progress was very slow. I watched as a series of people parked up alongside me and took the slow, deliberate 45 degree walk towards the sea. They’d each get out to the furthest point along the harbor wall and use their mobile phones to take a picture, only to return with a chunk of dead technology in their hands as the rain and sea spray did their worst.

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A few seagulls seemed equally determined to brave the elements. The ones that tried to fly into the wind soon tired, lost ground and when they turned back towards the land they returned with the speed of jets! As I looked around it became clear that the storm had been even stronger earlier in the day, as the grassy bank above the harbor wall was littered with debris from the sea.

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As I left the tide was on its way out and the harbor was enjoying a brief respite from the wind and rain.

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Back at home, it was immediately obvious that we had two very bored Beagles. The mail had been shredded, there was a strong smell of fart and feet in the air, and there was much tugging of tails and biting of ears going on.

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Since our normal running club session had been cancelled that evening I decided that the best solution all round was to harness up Beanie & Biggles and take them out for a short run. The gale had now subsided to the point where there was no longer any danger, but it was still very windy, cold and wet. I hated it; within the first five minutes I’d lost all feeling from the skin on my legs, face and hands, but the dynamic duo loved it. I don’t know why, but both of them always get really excited when they’re out on windy days, and as I kept my head down to shield my eyes from the lashing rain they merrily led me through all the puddles and piles of horse dung they could find. The run did the trick though – burning off all their excess energy – and while they settled down on the sofa for the evening, I lapsed into a coma in a hot bath.

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In winter weather Beanie and Biggles no longer have free access to the garden, so by way of compensation we’ve been spicing up their walks and giving them more play sessions. They’re loving it, but something we’ve been doing – possibly the “Beagle-Cross” or maybe the short off-lead recall sessions on the beach – has reawakened the mischievous gremlins within our Beagles. In the last few weeks we’ve lost a couple of pillows, a unusually high number of socks have developed unwanted ventilation holes, and some of our gloves have become fingerless.

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Those photos might lead you to believe that Biggles is the naughtiest of the two, but that’s not the case; he’s just the least accomplished at scarpering from the scene of the crime before we arrive. Nope, Beanie’s the criminal mastermind! She’s smart enough to take advantage of moments of opportunity, then quickly leg it when she’s about to be discovered. For example, if we get distracted by the sound of Biggles rolling around in the corridor with a glove he’s just nicked, she’ll have her snout stuck in a cup or be pilfering stuff from my desk in a flash. Between them it sometimes feels like we’ve got a house full of Beagles instead of just two.

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Three Beanies to two Biggleses. Yep, that ratio feels about right..

And yet, for all that, they can be remarkably well behaved when they want to – which is pretty much whenever there’s food at stake. Here’s a quick clip of the current breakfast time routine:

Breakfast-time discipline from Paul Roberts on Vimeo.

This short exercise is kind of a fusion of various training ideas. Obviously self-control is always a good thing for a Beagle, while hand-feeding is supposed to underline the position of the humies at the top of the pile (since they control the food). The “pushing” thing – making the dog push against a hand on the chest, comes from so-called “natural training” and is supposed to teach the dog to turn to their owner in times of excitement/stress. As a side-effect, this routine also seems to be making Beanie more accepting of cuddles and kisses, and as you can see Biggles’ tail does a fair job of sweeping the floor too.

(Un)Happy Feet

Susan’s been handling most of the morning dog walks lately while I put in some extra work hours, so when I do take Beanie & Biggles out I usually try to make the walk special in some way. One of our recent outings certainly was “special”, but not in a good way!

I’d taken the pups for a wander around Dundonald castle. It was an uncharacteristically beautiful day – not exactly warm, but sunny with clear skies, and as we approached an old ruin near the castle I couldn’t resist the temptation to get a couple of shots of it…

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Beanie and Biggles were on their extenders and I kept them close to me, but being Beagles they couldn’t help investigating the foliage around them. There must been something unpleasant growing there because as we resumed our walk I noticed Beanie fussing over one of her paws.

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A beautiful day, but all’s not well in the land of paws…

Now it’s worth pointing out that Beanie is a complete wimp when it comes to her tootsies. If anything gets between her toes or attached to her pads she stops dead, lifts her foot and waits for one of us to make it better. Needless to say I indulged her latest request for a roadside service and finding nothing obviously wrong, we continued on – although it was clear that something was still bothering her. Fortunately we went through some mud a couple of minutes later and after that, all was well.. or so it seemed.

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With all tootsies back in a roadworthy state..

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..the adventure continues!

We had a great time; the trails looked gorgeous in the autumn sun, and there was plenty of sniffage for even the most discerning noses. On the return journey Biggles had his head down all the way back to the car and kept making noises like a geiger counter with a head cold! Both our pups fell asleep on the short drive home, but once I got them back in the house, Beanie rapidly became agitated. She started licking all her feet, then rubbing herself against anything with a scratchy surface, and finally took to running round the house like  a puppy having a “mad hour”. I let her into the garden and she sprinted round and round at break-neck speed before stopping by the fence for a prolonged scratch. There were still no visible changes in her paws or skin, but still she seemed top be having some kind of allergic reaction. I’ve got a couple of bad allergies myself, so I had a lot empathy for her, and I broke open a pack of Piriton that I keep especially for situations like this. Straight Piriton – not the “non-drowsy” offshoots like Piriteze – can be given to dogs to help calm allergic reactions. I gave her a couple of tablets (the dosage is higher for dogs), Susan gave her a gentle oatmeal paw-bath, and then we sat tight until the pills took effect.

Just as Beanie was calming down, Biggles showed signs that was having a reaction too. Like Beanie he began by licking his paws and rubbing himelf against things, and when that didn’t do the trick he woofed angrily at his paws. That’s a typically Biggles solution; when faced with a problem, if you can’t chew it or pee on it, woof at it indignantly until it goes away. Well this was going to take a lot of woofing to get rid of, so I served up two Piriton tablets for my boy, and in due course he too calmed down enough to have a nap.

All things considered that was certainly not one of our best outings, but we had a great one tonight. My head was swimming from battling my way through Microsoft documentation and I figured that a run on the beach would be the best cure. Since it was 6pm it was already pitch black outside, but I grabbed a head torch, loaded Beanie & Biggles into the car and we went for nighttime jog by the sea. For safety’s sake I’d put a couple of cheap eBay flashing tags on their collars and as we ran the tailed members of our group got very excited and took to wrestling, chasing and shoulder-barging each other. It must have looked like some weird night-club act, with two furry neon-clad dancers cavorting in the spotlight cast by my head torch. Fortunately there was no-one else on the beach to see it, save a for a lone Golden Retriever, and he promised to keep quiet about it!