The Four Beagles Of The Aporkalypse

Our friends Kathleen and Neil of Mochuisle Beagles suggested we meet up on Irvine beach on Tuesday evening. We were both snowed under with work, so of course we agreed!

We arrived first, and went for a little wander on the sand to keep Beanie amused. At first she was happy to swap sniffs with other dogs, but then her nose caught a more interesting scent, and she bolted off, apparently towards the car park. I gave chase as best I could (the days when I could out-pace Beanie are long gone!) and as I approached, I realized she wasn’t headed for the car park at all. Nope, she was hunting the Beagle’s natural prey: the picnicker.

As I closed in on her, I could see Beanie had already carried out a successful raid; she had what appeared to be a large pork pie stuck in her mush. I quickened my pace, and in response Beanie speed-swallowed the whole pie (all Beagles can do this – chewing is just too slow when you’re being naughty).

By the time I caught her, she was already heading in for a second raid. I apologized to the picnickers and made a show of being annoyed with Beanie, but really I was annoyed at them. OK, technically it was all my fault, and I should either have perfect control over my dog, or forever keep her on lead. But the reality is that picnickers are a pest, a nuisance to dog-walking society that should be legislated against, along with cyclists, power-walkers and, in the eyes of some, joggers. Personally I can’t honestly condemn joggers as I dabble in jogging myself. But picnickers and cyclists? Hang ’em, that’s what I say.

But I digress.

OK, so I got Beanie back on her lead, and we wandered around a bit more until Kathleen and Neil arrived with three of their Beagles: Spike, Breac and Tiarnach. We walked the four dogs a good few hundred yards along the beach and then, thinking they were a safe distance from any trouble, we let them all off lead. Almost immediately they all raced back down the beach. In seconds they turned from dogs to matchstick silhouettes, and then to dots on the horizon. They seemed to be heading for something along the water’s edge. Kathleen speculated that it might be a sewage outlet. Nice. We called them, and after minute or so the dots seemed to be heading back towards us. Then one dot, somewhat smaller than the others (and clearly naughtier), turned and headed away from the water, back towards the picnic site. One by one, the three other dots swung round and followed. A massed attack on the picnic site was under way! Needless to say we retrieved our fourlegged hooligans, apologized again, and dragged them even further away from their prey. Happily, the rest of the walk was free of any more food stealing incidents.

It was interesting to see how Beanie interacted with the other Beagles. In the park, she normally involves herself in the pack very quickly. Here, she seemed to be holding back.

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Perhaps it was because Breac and Tiarnach are brothers and obviously very close..

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..on the other hand, maybe it was because she had a big unmasticated pork pie rolling around in her stomach. Regardless, she earned her membership when the frisbee toy landed a little too far into the sea. Calling on her swimming experience, she waded into the water, grabbed the toy and brought it back onto dry land.

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She was now a fully fledged member of the gang,

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..and as such, she was allowed to engage in trials of strength with the other members.

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Breac and Beanie battle it out. Is this a sign of things to come on the Beagle race track?

All too soon it was time to head back and go our separate ways, leaving the beach safe for picnics once again. But for how long?

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Sunday – Fun Day (Part 3)

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This was it – the Derby final. The four competitors were Beanie, Inca, Milo and Murphy, wearing black, red, white and blue respectively. The light was fading fast as everyone prepared for this last race. It had been a long day – we’d set off at 8:30 in the morning and it was now after 6 – but it would all be over in a matter of seconds.

The four dogs got away cleanly and charged down the track. Beanie, Milo and Murphy quickly opened up a big lead on Inca. As they approached the finish Murphy was edging ahead of Milo, but Beanie was right up there with them.

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At the line it was Murphy, followed by Milo, but our little girl finished a close third!

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What a result! Her first ever race had been back in May, and she hadn’t understood all this nonsense about chasing the lure. She only made it past the finish line because Susan ran with her. Now she’d taken on a lot of older, more experienced dogs and got third place in the final. At the finish I called her over and gave her a lump of chicken from my stash, intending to stuff the rest back in my pocket while I attached her lead and put the camera away. I was all fingers and thumbs from the excitement, and the little rascal snatched the bag from my hand and tore it open. “Fair enough” I thought, “you’ve earned it!”

Carol –  Murphy’s owner – took her boy’s superb victory very calmly. Yeah, right!

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The bubbly was opened in double-quick time, and we all got a taste!

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…but wait, what’s that below Murphy’s tummy? Naughty boy!

Everyone gathered for the presentations. The Derby winners were getting more than just a rosette for their dog’s efforts:

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As for Beanie, well she did just get a rosette.

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But just wait till next year!

There are many more photos of the Fun Day – you can see them in the slideshow below, or you can see and download bigger, better quality versions of the photos on Flickr – just click here. If you see a photo you like, click on it and press “All Sizes” to choose the size you want.

Sunday – Fun Day (Part 2)

[If you haven’t already seen part #1, click here to go straight to it!]

So the first heat was over, and Beanie was still in with a chance. While the Beagles rested – or in Beanie’s case, wrestled with other pups and knocked over a bin to raid its contents –  the whippets had their turn. That was followed by the fun races, where the track was open to any dog. Jasper and his owners had been waiting for this for a long, long time. He’d been given the green light to race a couple of other lurchers (or greyhounds, don’t ask me which!) but the rules required him to wear a muzzle. Sadly, his first attempt didn’t go well…

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The other dogs galloped down the track, but Jasper stayed by his Dad on the start line. Figuring he was put off by the muzzle, he was given another go on his own, free of any encumberance. Again he showed no interest in the lure. A few more goes and I’m sure he would have got the idea, but he wasn’t going to hang around on the track any longer. He snook out of the entry point, and bolted across the field.

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Jasper makes his bid for freedom

It was a beautiful thing to watch! He was almost floating as he ran. Fortunately he was quickly caught by another owner, but that was the end of his racing adventures for the day.

Now it was Tess’s turn. Her pups were too young for the track, but Tess appeared to be well up for it. She’d been watching the races intently throughout the afternoon, and was showing interest in the lure already. When her chance came, she grabbed it with all four paws!

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Straight after the lure…

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…and across the finish line on her first go. Well done Tess!

Now the Derby was back on. Beanie was desperate for more racing as she lined up on the track. She was up against Milo again, and Breac,but with the first two going through, she still had a decent chance of making it into the final.

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She did more than that – she actually beat Milo and finished first! It couldn’t have been closer, but what a race! I think we could have seen a very different result if Breac hadn’t worn himself out with a couple of unscheduled sprints outside the track only minutes before. He’d been so frantic to chase the lure he actually broke free of his lead, and he was still panting as he took his place for the semi final. At least he’s got time to show his true potential before the season ends!

Murphy was the hot favorite in the other semi. He’d been told he was running for Boston, a lovely Beagle boy who’d been claimed by cancer recently.

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Craig & Vicky’s little boy, Boston

Maybe Murphy understood, because he romped home to victory.

Now everything was set for the final. Beanie had just shown that Milo was within her reach. Could she actually win?

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